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LDP Solves Every Problem, Creates Three More

If there was one takeaway from today’s moderated caucus, it’s that the LDP firmly believes there is no problem too big to solve with a new committee, a new council, or, apparently, a nuclear strike. The session began on a surprisingly sensible note. Delegates proposed a unified national crisis structure, a nationwide emergency communication network, stronger cybersecurity, and a National Economic Resilience Plan. For a brief moment, the committee resembled an actual governme

Nukes or Flukes

During a crisis in NDJ, a group of citizens about the population of Osaka came barging in (they follow in LDPs beliefs) and started to demand nukes, The US got ahold of this information and threatened to withdraw all financial support, and said if the people of Japan want bombs, then they will have it. Luckily due to the CRA’s swift decision to negotiate with the US and give appropriate treatment to the root cause of this uprising,allowing them to become a key factor for the

Security Can’t Be Built on Contradiction

The initial opening statements are now done and the committee has entered what promises to be a far more telling debate. All parties agree on the changing security climate in Japan, but disagreement has flared up over more fundamental issues: is the nation destined to live within constitutional continuity or be ushered into a realm of strategic transformation? The LDP delegates predictably called for better readiness, energy self-sufficiency and enhanced defence capabilities,

The funds of a nation, our imagination.

Growing up, I'm sure each and every reader of this article has heard the question, "Do you think money grows on trees?"It's usually asked rhetorically, but for Delegate Koizumi Shinjiro, this question might just be a topic for discussion. After the pressing crisis of the city of Osaka collectively deciding to pursue nuclear power plants following what can most politely be described as a passionate riot, this delegate was the first to speak during the moderated caucus. He elab

The Arctic Icebreaker: Washington’s Double Standards Melt Under Scrutiny

The Disarmament and International Security Committee(DISEC) erupted into a geopolitical deep freeze today as the United States found its Arctic foreign policy heavily cross-examined. While Washington has long positioned itself as the righteous guardian of the North, multiple committee members pulled back the curtain to expose a glaring double standard during recent speeches. The controversy peaked when the Delegate of the United States was actively delivering a speech that cr

UNHRC DEBATES OVER AFGHANISTAN’S WOMEN’S RIGHTS CRISIS.

he Human Rights Council chamber was anything but quiet as delegates clashed over the worsening situation for women and girls in Afghanistan. Crosstalk, note passing, and weak audio projection repeatedly disrupted the flow of debate, while several speakers struggled to clearly defend their positions on one of the committee’s most urgent crises. What emerged from the session was not just disagreement, but a clear divide over how the international community should respond. The d

ISSD: Fighting the Mafia… and Parliamentary Language

Today’s ISSD committee proved that eliminating the mafia isn’t the only challenge on the agenda. Throughout the session, delegates delivered passionate interventions, but they also managed to create a few memorable moments that the Press simply couldn’t ignore. The committee’s favourite adjective quickly became “incompetent.” It was used so frequently that, by the end of the session, it sounded less like an insult and more like official committee terminology. The quote of the

UNSC hits Copy Paste

At a critical stage of discussion in the committee, it seems the delegates of the UNSC are all bark and no bite, with the same repetitive solutions appearing on the table. All the excitement from the previous day seems to have died down, much like the probability of any of their resolutions actually working. The sound of impracticality (and using WhatsApp) was like music to the delegates’ ears; from talking about using biometric technology and motion sensors to control and ch

GABI Earl punished for not rising by dancing for committee

Rising for your head presiding lord is a way of showing respect for someone who has earned a prestigious position within the ranks of the Great British Empire. Yet, there appears to be some discontent amongst the delegates of GABI, as one “Earl of Ronit” did not rise for his head presiding lord. The said lord, understandably discontent at the disrespect just shown, decided to punish the said Earl in an interesting manner. Hence, when this press delegate was in the committee,

MUN or Theatre Club?

The committee session of GABI was unusually quiet, with very few delegates actively participating in discussions. At certain moments, it almost felt as though everyone had collectively decided to observe in silence rather than debate. However, Delegate Janu Churchill made sure the room was not completely silent. The delegate brought some excitement to the session with memorable remarks such as, “the bloody French men,” One of the other delegates had used these exact words, “H

GABI: Confidence Is Key… Apparently

The GABI committee delivered engaging debate, strong speeches, and plenty of memorable moments. Credit where it’s is due, the delegates spoke with confidence and kept the committee lively. But not every moment was so diplomatic, however. The delegate of Janu Churchill delivered a commendable speech, only to be met with… absolute silence during POIs. To add on, the quote of the session goes to William of Routange: “No comment.” Meanwhile, table tapping reached impressive leve

cooking stories

The conference was expected to be filled with serious debates and meaningful discussions. However, the session quickly became much more dramatic than diplomatic. The delegates of Vietnam and Malaysia were frequently seen talking throughout the committee, often appearing more interested in discussing other delegates than the actual agenda and when asked about they had mentioned about talking to make sure they were on the same page . At several points during the session, the de

roasting sessions?

During the press conference, many delegates appeared to have a different understanding of their task. Instead of focusing on answering questions and providing solutions, several delegates seemed much more interested in roasting the press team. Clearly, solving issues was optional, but making sarcastic remarks was apparently a top priority. The press also had the honour of repeating and rephrasing their questions multiple times. One would think that after hearing the same ques

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