UNSC hits Copy Paste

At a critical stage of discussion in the committee, it seems the delegates of the UNSC are all bark and no bite, with the same repetitive solutions appearing on the table. All the excitement from the previous day seems to have died down, much like the probability of any of their resolutions actually working.

The sound of impracticality (and using WhatsApp) was like music to the delegates’ ears; from talking about using biometric technology and motion sensors to control and check the borders between Afghanistan and Pakistan, to discussing providing humanitarian aid with absolutely zero concrete plans for the same.

The delegate of Israel was by far the most entertaining speaker of the lot. The said delegate had openly declared that the Pashtuns should “return to where they came from, i.e., the very country that was under the scrutiny of the committee, as well as made an assertion that the Mossad would be able to undertake a daring mission that the CIA and US Government have not yet been able to accomplish for 10 years consistently: assassinate high-profile Taliban leaders. Is the delegate deluded in his fantasy or being ambitious?

The fate of the UNSC will be sealed in a matter of hours, and it is up to them to make the situation even just a little more stable as quickly as they can.

Signing off (before I am silenced),

Raunit Paanwala,

JiCA