The Summer Shah Verma turned pretty

From Resolution to Romance: A Reporter’s Brave Mission to Binge The Summer I Turned Pretty in Committee

In HUNSC where alliances were tested, crises unfolded, delegates cross talking, one brave individual Shah Verma had his eyes glued, not to the agenda but instead to The Summer I Turned Pretty, instead of focusing on the war he turned his undivided time into the only war that will ever have his time, Team Conrad vs Team Jeremiah.

That's right, readers during a committee session our fellow reporter had his ipad up not even trying to hide Belly and her two lovers, he was transported directly from HUNSC to cousins beach. Who needs a press article when instead you’ve got a love triangle. 

He was so passionate about who Belly would choose that he missed important information he could be writing about instead. He was so emotionally invested I genuinely thought someone had just vetoed his soul. And while others leave MUN with gavels, he’ll leave with puffy eyes and a renewed hatred for emotionally unavailable men (much like himself).

By someone who actually paid attention, 

D.parted

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