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Chairs, we are here for you
We could not have sympathized with the chairs of HPoA any more, poor souls had no idea what disaster they were up against. After a forced...
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Jul 261 min read


HPOA Has a Time Machine, and They Were Rude Enough Not to Tell Us
Everyone’s childhood dream has always been to build a time machine, get fame and disappear in the most iconic way ever. But it appears...
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Jul 261 min read


Three Clowns and a Crisis
The United Nations is looking a little less united, as the delegate of the USA boldly declared at a Press Conference at WHO, that “peace...
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Jul 262 min read


CNPC : Cannot Navigate Political Contexts
Live from the Crisis Room: CNPC Still Doesn’t Know What’s Going On Where does one even start with this committee, By far the most...
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Jul 261 min read
HUNSC is open to marriage counselling sessions!!
My absolute favourite delegates at HUNSC seem to be having post divorce problems during their must-hear discussions, which very formally...
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Jul 262 min read


“Let’s Eat the Emus”: HPoA Declares War on Productivity
If the Historic Parliament of Australia had another name, it would definitely be Doing the Bare Minimum . As they gathered to tackle the...
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Jul 262 min read


The Only War Being Fought Is Online
Throughout the course of this year’s MUN, the CNPC committee has been a personal favorite for press delegates to visit by far… With cross...
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Jul 261 min read


Shut Up and Dance
Delegate Disciplined, CNPC Delighted After giving quite a speech and receiving many table taps, our dear delegate ate King Vons dread and...
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Jul 261 min read


(H)ow (U)seless.. (NSC.)
Is anybody there? Why is it so quiet? Or am I just in the HUNSC committee room? HUNSC felt less like a committee and more like a...
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Jul 261 min read


Gay Panic!
The delegate of India at WHO, when asked about prioritising pickup-lines over the lives of thousands (no big deal right), has openly...
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Jul 261 min read


DISEC: Where Progress meets it’s end
Committee Session 2 in DISEC began with some hope for progress on the Rohingya crisis — but as discussions unfolded, that hope started to...
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Jul 252 min read


Confused News Network: Discovers time travel before study guides
It seems the famed press agency has experienced a time crisis of its own, with certain delegates living in the future? The recent article...
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Jul 251 min read


The Summer Shah Verma turned pretty
From Resolution to Romance: A Reporter’s Brave Mission to Binge The Summer I Turned Pretty in Committee In HUNSC where alliances were...
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Jul 251 min read


INTERNATIONAL CHILDSPLAY COURT: PUTIN WILL RUN FREE
What better joke to laugh at than the International Criminal Court's handling of the prosecution of Vladimir Putin? The conduct of the...
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Jul 251 min read


Is FUSS just being really FUSS-y about their agenda?
Model UN or Reality Show? Carter Baizen Refuses, Sydney Sweeney Throws Elbows Things went downhill fast at today’s committee session....
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Jul 251 min read


From dozing off to pissing off
The Delegate of China from AU, clearly overwhelmed by the revolutionary concept of staying conscious, opted for a full-on crash out,...
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Jul 251 min read


Identity crisis with our fellow press agency
He said, She said, We cringed LGBTQ has really taken a toll on our dear fellow press agency, as they fail to differentiate between...
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Jul 241 min read


Our Hear-Me-Out; the Delegate of Central African Republic
Ever wondered how the child of Voldemort and Karen Smith would be? I didn't, but yet got to meet the one and only Delegate of the Central...
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Jul 242 min read


UNODC or UNO-Don’t-Care? A Case Study in Controlled Substances and Uncontrolled Chaos
In a committee ironically tasked with curbing the global trafficking of synthetic opioids, the biggest thing being trafficked was apathy...
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Jul 241 min read


How to Hijack History in 3 Easy Steps
In a bold new experiment blending diplomacy and stand-up comedy, the CNPC committee witnessed the rise (and swift removal) of three...
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Jul 242 min read
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