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The HNCF conference descends into total chaos
To begin with, one delegate claimed that a volunteer searched for Spotify on his device-scandalous! But plot twist: the same delegate...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read
A Senator’s Silence, A Nation’s Rage
A shocking development out of Baljit Laboratory revealed an insider involved in the development of the Virexia 69 virus that is connected...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


Clinical Trials, Criminal Acts
FUSS is currently engulfed in turmoil. What began as a public health emergency has spiraled into a scandal characterized by medical...
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Jul 26, 20252 min read


Can Jacques Pierre-Brissot see the future?
The HNCF conference was already descending into chaos—delegates were caught using ChatGPT mid-session, with multiple social media tabs...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


Sydney Sweeney, Yuno Miles, Barack Laden, Kai Moorthy & freinds.
The delegates of FUSS seemed more interested in scavenging for excuses rather than owning accountability for their failure to pass their...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


Spotify, Instagram, and the Spirit of 1792
PARIS, France – Amidst the weighty debates of the Historic National Convention of France, one delegate, Maxminn Isnard, today provided a...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


More Fiction Than Fact: When Satire Replaces Responsibility
While the world watches crises unfold and AU delegates scramble to respond, The Onion has oddly decided its top priority is poking fun...
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Jul 26, 20252 min read


HNCF: God’s Vision Justifies Execution
PARIS, France – The Historic National Convention of France today delivered a press conference that was less about policy and more about...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


Backstabbing, Banter, and Ball Games: The Onion Turns on Itself
Amongst everything going on in GIIS MUN 25, many turn towards their committee (press agency in this case) and friends for support;...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


FUSS, Futile & Unproductive Squabbles over Semantics
FUSS was kick-started by a crisis directive, preceded in the committee session only by an impressive round of cross-talk. Are there...
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Jul 26, 20251 min read


HNCF: The Unserious Revolution
The unseriousness of this committee was seriously unbelievable. While delegates were contemplating the fate of King Louis XVI after their...
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Jul 26, 20252 min read


HPOA: HELP THEM AUSSIES
The economy in shambles. One would expect the HPoA delagtes to discuss trust funds or address the public in this situation;instead, they...
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Jul 26, 20252 min read


The 0 Minute Speech by Barack Laden
In the most surprising turn of events, which are one of many in FUSS, senator Barack Laden walked up to give his speech. Except, he...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


Delegate of Japan wants press, and so here we are.
Amidst their crisis, the delegates of DISEC seem almost bored . The session stretches treacherously slow, with the same people speaking...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


ECOSOC: The Dollar Dance-Off Where Solutions Took a Nap
SINGAPORE, Singapore – The ECOSOC debate on universal currency today proved less about global finance and more about peculiar...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


CNPC: One dead, Many Questions
The delegates of CNPC were at it, discussing their crisis in full fervour. The Qing Royal envoy Chee H bai, was found dead by Hakka...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


The 'World should Help this Organisation'
If this committee wasn’t already running suffocatingly slow, it’s easy to tell that some delegates have done the bare minimum to...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


IMF and the Mystery of France’s Financial Crisis
Yesterday, the IMF began with the viability of a national insurance fund against financial weaponisation. First was an explosive GSL...
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Jul 25, 20252 min read


ECOSOC and the D&D in Advance
Amidst a moderated caucus about the US dollar as a dominating universally recognised currency, the last few minutes of the day appeared...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read


Let it burn or let them in: AU picks foreign troops for Nigeria.
Nigeria is in flames—quite literally. With revolts erupting nationwide, the government is losing control fast. Nigerians are shouting...
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Jul 25, 20251 min read
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