Shut Up and Dance

Delegate Disciplined, CNPC Delighted

After giving quite a speech and receiving many table taps, our dear delegate ate King Vons dread and walked himself into the dougie. Even though he used his final brain cell that was shared by the entire committee he still managed to tell his chair to “shut the hell up” 

General Nurhaci Dorgon was clearly not thinking straight when he decided to disrespect his chair like that. However he definitely was so much happier dancing to SHYNE by Travis Scott and GloRilla, when he heard “wobbly wiggly” he gave up his literacy in exchange for his dancing skills. He then received time out for his own manners.

Seems like the ‘cardio’ got to his head when he yielded his time for any and all POI’s and found himself clueless, like a lost puppy. To ease the situation he said he would “elaborate in his later speeches”, wrap it up. 

In the end, the delegate may have lost their dignity, but at least they kept the rhythm which only brings so much importance. 

D.parted

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