CNPC : Cannot Navigate Political Contexts

Live from the Crisis Room: CNPC Still Doesn’t Know What’s Going On

Where does one even start with this committee, By far the most unserious committee known to delegates. It does not help when a delegate shows up in baggy jeans trying to appear nonchalant, Yang Xiuqing can barely keep a straight face when his fellow delegates announce their names, not only him though, his entire committee doesn't possess a single serious nerve in them.

The numerous times delegates cross talked even though they had been reminded not to, just tells us how much they care about their agenda. Just when you think it can't get worse, our favourite comedian- i mean the north king Wei Changhui loves to passionately express his emotions in the form of Chinese profanities in his speeches.

Returning back to Yang Xiuqing, apparently popping out in baggy jeans just wasn't enough attention for him, he continued laughing, talking and even forgetting his own name. He finally came back to his senses when the chairs wanted him out.

In conclusion, CNPC truly lives up to its name: Cannot Navigate Political Contexts

I truly hope they get themselves together, maybe not for their own dignity but at least for China.

D.parted

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