Hopeless No-Clue Federation—HNCF

The HNCF committee today served more drama than an entire season of Keeping Up With The

Kardashians. What started as a normal session quickly turned into chaos and delegates constantly getting distracted or just blatantly confused!

Starting off, delegate Jerome Petron decided to take the spotlight by passionately opposing

himself, from a speech he had given in a previous GSL. With full confidence, he suggested a

solution to a problem that he had very much started. When a POI was asked against him quoting “why would you suggest this if you were the one that started this.. like literally you started it” by delegate Bertrand Barene, followed by enthusiastic table tapping, he just blankly stared with confusion for a couple of seconds and said he would reply in note form.

But it doesn’t end here. Things got messy when delegates began throwing out useless comments like “In the actual scenario, are they brown?” towards the crisis. Upon the dais asking “Are you being racist?”, his short and sweet response was “yes.” How does the committee plan on advancing and actually solving the crisis, if they’re so stuck on asking pointless questions like these?

While the committee was still recovering from that absolute disaster, not one but two bombshells were dropped. Jean-Baptiste Treilhard was caught using WhatsApp, during formal committee session. At this point... is it even that surprising?

Though, the real president of multitasking was Jacques Nicolas, who was literally caught playing Fortnite mid-session. Wished this was a joke. As punishment, the delegate was forced to perform a dance in front of the committee. Sources say the dances were... unforgettable, but not necessarily in a good way.

Honestly, HNCF is less of an ADVANCED committee and more of a rollercoaster with no

seatbelts. Between the accidental racism, secret WhatsApp chats, Fortnite breaks, and delegates arguing with their past selves, it’s safe to say that no one knows what’s going on.. but everyone is watching.

Maila P. Topbroke

CNN