Spotify, Instagram, and the Spirit of 1792

PARIS, France – Amidst the weighty debates of the Historic National Convention of France, one delegate, Maxminn Isnard, today provided a masterclass in modern-day distraction, proving that even in 1792, the call of digital entertainment is undeniable.

The incident unfolded when Delegate Isnard was observed, not dissecting economic policy, but apparently immersing themselves in musical delights via Spotify. When questioned on this rather anachronistic form of engagement, Isnard, with admirable quick-thinking, swiftly blamed a helpful volunteer, claiming they had been the culprit behind the rogue tab-switching.

However, the truth, much like a catchy pop tune, refused to be contained. When the volunteer themselves was consulted, their testimony painted a far more vibrant picture of Delegate Isnard's digital landscape. According to the volunteer, not only was Spotify present, but a veritable smorgasbord of distractions including YouTube, TikTok, and "several other websites" were also vying for Isnard's attention.

It seems that while the Convention grapples with the destiny of France, Delegate Maxminn Isnard might have been pioneering a unique form of multi-tab diplomacy. One can only hope their resolutions are as well-composed as their alleged playlists, and that their focus shifts from streaming hits to hitting the mark on national policy.

Gam Sandwhizh,

Xinhua News