Can Jacques Pierre-Brissot see the future?

The HNCF conference was already descending into chaos—delegates were caught using ChatGPT mid-session, with multiple social media tabs blatantly open. But amid the digital distractions and disarray, one delegate stood out. He claimed, quite seriously, that he could see the future.

When asked upon using references happening post the timeframe of the committee, he replied “God told me that the reign of terror was about to happen.” We didn’t know that HNCF’s talented delegates were also blessed with foresight of all things.

The delegate proudly proclaimed to be a visionary and that he was able to predict the events happening in the future even though the freeze date was WELL before the date of the event.

When asked multiple times again to give an actual answer, he repeated the same thing over and over again.

Further on, when the delegate was asked why he wanted to “Bruh” an anonymous letter instead of burn it, reinstating that “Bruh” stands for “Broadcast Reporting Urgently to HNCF, all he was able to answer with was an...”oh."

Kris O'hani, Haryana Gilpreet,

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