Backstabbing, Banter, and Ball Games: The Onion Turns on Itself

Amongst everything going on in GIIS MUN 25, many turn towards their committee (press agency in this case) and friends for support; however, what people may not know about is the silent backstabbing that goes on in the press. Many press delegates under pressure to win are exposing their friends and colleagues. The picture attached below was leaked to me

by an anonymous member of, you guessed it! The onions themselves. The image includes a press delegate from The Onion on a football WhatsApp channel; and football is relevant to MUN, how?

However, we cannot simply sit here and pretend to have read their articles, as they are a pile of hot garbage that no one wants anyway. We won't conclude this article without thanking The Onion for making it possible. I fully expect a retaliation, for which I have another article prepared. We know you don't want this smoke. Till then, this delegate is signing off.

Humisha Halpert,

Xinhua News