USS and their never ending love for Sabrina Carpenter

USS has had one of the most crooked days ever in the process of getting things straight. Crises were taken in humour, Trump was hailed, and their reputation came escalating down in the end during the press conference.

Certain delegates seemed to show a sense of disregard for formal behaviour, namely Bernie Sanders, who seems to have a slip of the tongue quite often. Apparently, the new meaning of MAGA is “Make America Gay Again”, and expletives and slang such as "lowkey" have become normal per se in press conferences.

As for the main situation at hand, delegates seemed to bring up the errors in Biden’s presidency multiple times to ease the view on Trump. Most of their time went into unmoderated caucuses and interrogating witnesses. The pace of solution fixing’s so far slow, so there’s not a lot left to say.

Brinjal John,

JICA