DISEC in disarray: the unending chaos and informality of the committee

Nothing but pure chaos and no sense of direction emerged from the brilliant minds of DISEC. Upon entering the committee, the committee ironically laughed at the press, only to become the laughingstock of the entire session. It was like being immersed in a movie, due to the nonstop table-tapping, which was overused to the point that the press couldn’t even hear their speeches.

On top of this obnoxious behaviour, delegates constantly using informal language in between to truly express themselves really does show how “dedicated” they are to maintaining decorum in order to continue solving their agenda.

On top of the informal scenery created by the delegates of DISEC, sheer chaos was created by major stakeholders such as the delegate of the USA trying to colonise Greenland and minor stakeholders like the delegate of Iraq trying to strip power from the US and Russia just to hand it over to the UN. Like…..what?

These are the distinguished gentlemen/women who countries are allocating their status to, the same people who couldn't be less bothered about uniting to complete their agenda, acting like a bunch of divorced couples with no real clarity about what to do. Truly a top-notch comedy film.

Artiksh Dish

JiCA