BREAKING: Assassinated. Resurrected. Now Running for King.

Just when delegates thought the succession crisis couldn't get any stranger, GABI decided to rewrite both English history and the laws of biology.

The committee was left speechless when Janu Churchill, previously reported dead, walked back into the crisis with perhaps the boldest campaign slogan of the day:

"I was brought back by God."

According to Churchill, he had been executed for standing up to King James II, only to be resurrected and sent back with a divine mission- to decide who truly deserves England's throne. He dismissed both King James II and Lord William as unfit to secure England's future before subtly nominating... himself.

King James II was having none of it. Calling the entire argument "speculation", he urged delegates to ignore what can only be described as the committee's first resurrection-based election campaign.

Then came the twist nobody had on their crisis bingo card.

Earl of Ronit doubled down on the miracle, arguing that if England believes in divine right, then surely the only logical choice is the man who quite literally came back from the dead. His solution? Hand over power through a Special Incident of Imperium and let God's alleged favourite take the throne.

At this point, GABI has officially moved beyond constitutional monarchy. The committee is now debating whether divine endorsement counts as a stronger mandate than parliamentary support. Historians may be confused, theologians may be intrigued, and the crisis team is almost certainly having the time of their lives.

One thing is certain: in GABI, even death isn't enough to end a political career.

Pratt Visant,

Politico Europe